the fact that you can’t highlight words that you accidentally caps locked and hit Caps Lock to get them lowercase is the reason i can’t sleep at night
except that you can do that
then press shift + F3
WHY DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS
April 22, 2013: the day my life changed forever
Major revelation. Even my mother was excited about that.
There is nothing better than hearing “good girl” mid blow job.
My super kinda sneaky plan for valentines involves me cooking, candles, the house to ourselves, lots of sheer black clothing, good wine and dessert. then you know…… DESSERT…….. the kind that involves nudity and no eating.
sounding all very movie cliche and grown up. I may involve bubble bath and rose petals just for that extra cheese, you know.
Sometimes you meet someone, and it’s so clear that the two of you, on some level belong together. As lovers, or as friends, or as family, or as something entirely different. You just work, whether you understand one another or you’re in love or you’re partners in crime. You meet these people throughout your life, out of nowhere, under the strangest circumstances, and they help you feel alive. I don’t know if that makes me believe in coincidence, or fate, or sheer blind luck, but it definitely makes me believe in something."